My God, You Are a Scammer!

When they met for the first time, thanks to the driver's crazy driving skills, she threw a basin of water and fish all over him, so the next day the school BBS was flooded with posts about the beauty hidden in the golden house of Mu Da Shen. Shi Zhen thought, he really responded to Gu Shiyue's words, the master is indeed the leader! When they met for the second time, thanks to her sense of direction that could distinguish between east, west and north, she accidentally bumped into the master playing "car shock". When everyone on BBS lamented that a flower was stuck on the cow dung, she silently replied that the flower was still stuck on the cow dung of Lao Wang's house next door. Shi Zhen thought, is the world really unified? The master is really coquettish! The third time they met, thanks to Gu Shiyue's cleverness and lack of care, she discovered that the substitute senior who taught her data structures was the legendary master. He said, I don't mind if you fall in love with my wife, but I will be happier if you also love my soul. Shi Zhen is ashamed, is it really suitable for both men and women, and is suitable for all ages? The master is really sexy! One-sentence copy: Want love but not ambiguity, want dirt but not elegance One sentence slogan: Don't miss it if you pass by, the male god only costs 60 cents per catty, no money is required if you are not sweet, no money is required if you are not smiling, and no money is required if you are not dirty! ~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~. Food guide: 1. The full text of this article has been saved. Please feel free to read it~ 2. This article is sweet, cruelty-free, hilarious, and contains all kinds of dirty things in a respectful manner. Sangsang reminds all readers to bring their own decontamination powder~ 3. This article contains bad jokes. If you don't like it, please go out... Well, don't turn left when you go out, just skip it~ 4. Sangsang has a glassy heart, readers, you know it~ 5. There are many CPs in this article, there will always be one that suits you~ The cute and venomous woman with a sharp tongue VS the gentle, scheming and scheming man, the arrogant and manic woman VS the shy, silly and loyal man with lots of money and lust as a nouveau riche VS the indifferent and arrogant really wealthy and scumbag foodie woman VS the evil and scheming man …××…××…××…××…××… Sangsang's column, if you like it, please save it~ The mulberry tree has not yet fallen Post a Weibo account so readers can come and check it out often~ .