Master: "I'm so tired today, I don't want to update anymore..."
Editor: "Master, what's wrong with you? Do you want to drink water, rub your shoulders, or bring tea and massage your legs?"
Master: "I have a poor appetite today and I don't want to eat anymore..."
Editor: "Master, do you want spicy hotpot, home-cooked Chinese food or Western desserts? I'll make them right away."
Master: "Today I..."
The little editor is flattering——
n days later
Master: "My aunt is here today, I don't want to update anymore..."
The little editor said angrily: "What the hell, you 1.83 Meter old man, what a hell of an aunt, let me tell you that I serve you tea and water every day, wash and cook, clean the room, and f*ck you. I have had enough for a long time. Let me tell you, if you continue to f*ck like a monster, I will stop working."
The master was silent for a minute: "The editor scolded me today. I don't want to update it at all. Otherwise, I'll just let it go."
The little editor watched in horror as the great god typed the words in the bulletin board, and hurriedly rushed over and hugged the great god's thigh: "Great god, I was wrong, please enslave me to your heart's content..."
The master touched the little editor's head: "Be good."
The editor burst into tears: I can't live this day...