Alternative Shit Shoveling Officer [Time Travel]

Forced to go on a blind date, she accepted it. The blind date is an orc, she:... When I woke up, there was a cute little female standing in front of me. This must be a gift from the beast god. He wants to show his power and keep the little female. However, he had just turned into a prototype, and as a result... "Little female, where are you going?" Fragment one: Li Li and Qin Min were sitting in the living room watching TV, watching a vulgar family ethics drama. On TV, the husband not only cheated on her, but also shamelessly accused his wife. She did not understand him and always quarreled with him over trivial matters such as daily necessities. Before Li Li complained, Qin Min couldn't sit still: "This male is so shameless, he should accept the punishment of the beast god!" Li Li became interested: "Does your beast god usually punish him like this?" "We will tie him in the woods, and then the beast god will send his people to eat him!" Is this throwing people in the woods and letting wild animals eat them? Li Li patted Qin Min on the shoulder: "Your beast god did a good job!" Fragment two: Li Li and Qin Min came back from the supermarket and met a neighbor's dog. The dog barked at them. Li Li walked forward without paying attention. Unexpectedly, Qin Min suddenly barked at the dog several times, scaring the dog away. After returning home, Li Li asked: "Why are you barking at the dog? Can the dog understand you?" Qin Min: "Of course! That dog actually scolded us: 'You stupid humans!' Of course I had to fight back!" "Then how did you fight back?" "I scolded him: You stupid dog!" Li Li:...... Intention: