Scene one
"Sir, you are so good-looking. How about I marry you when I grow up?" "That's not how you marry a wife."
Scene 2
Young man: "Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river island. My fair lady, a gentleman likes to fight."
Husband: "Why are you always looking at my back?"
Bed scene…cough! Scene three
Young man: "Sir, it has always been the students' fault. I blame the students for not knowing the etiquette of respect and inferiority. They should not have put the teacher under their weight." (Serious face)
Sir: "You... You just know." (Complexion slightly red, breathing rapidly
Young man: "So sir," he paused, "sit up and move yourself." (Still serious...
This article has a main line and a sub-line. The main line is responsible for sweetness, and the sub-line is slightly cruel.