Question: My little boy keeps lying flat with M-shaped legs and forwards comments about me. What should I do? Urgent, wait online.
Answer: Face him head-on!
Question: What should I do if my male fan is still a CP fan?
Answer: Press him on the bed and cry hard to see if he will eat or not.
Ask, but his wife is me and him!
Answer: Oh (turning around) Someone, bring me some dog food.
This story is about the different contrasts between a cute male god and an idiot fan having a happy experience of having sex with each other while having sex with each other.