Based on the meme of Tianya Li Zhixing on Weibo, I try to write it and make everyone laugh.
If you don't like the infringement, we will delete it~
"What's your name?" The male god spoke first to break the deadlock.
"Bai Jie." Bai Jie replied obediently.
"Young woman Bai Jie?"
"How can you speak in a pornographic accent?!" Bai Jie raised his voice.
"Hey~" The male god chuckled, and then said: "How do you know that I speak in a pornographic accent?"
"You, if you say that I am from a pornographic book, you are talking about pornography." After saying this, Bai Jie regretted. What on earth was he arguing with a drunkard?
"Okay, okay," the male idol suddenly stood up from the sofa and walked to the bathroom, saying, "I don't want to talk dirty, let's do something more interesting."
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