Big Brother Wants to Make Me Crazy Every Day

Yu Shengyan's secret trick is to rely on the Diamond Sutra to enter samadhi at all times. Because his heart was entangled with the demonic energy injected into his body by the demonic dragon for three hundred years. His biggest dream is to get rid of the devil himself, then marry a wife and have children, inherit the throne, and reach the pinnacle of life... Until he met the magic dragon again. Demonic Dragon: "Huh? You haven't become a demon yet?" Rabbit Demon: "... Please let me go." It is impossible to let him go, and he will never let him go in this life, so the scheming dragon lurks next to the rabbit demon, waiting for him to become possessed. Unexpectedly, the rabbit demon is struggling and wallowing in the entertainment industry, just maintaining the posture of a white lotus and emerging from the mud. He also won a film and television award. And he killed the dragon by surprise with his backhand: "I will purify you on behalf of the moon! Become a Buddha! Big brother!" Magic Dragon: "..." This is a tragic (healing) story of someone being dragged ashore after being dragged into the water. ---------- Demon Dragon: "If you don't go to hell, who will?" Rabbit Demon: "Stop talking, put down your butcher knife and become a Buddha with me." ---------- The evil dragon attacks with three wrong views x the upright rabbit demon suffers from the steel pipe, 1v1, HE ---------- Double-leaf text: "After being noticed by a close friend" There was a naughty little boy who had a little secret that he couldn't tell. Then another equally naughty little boy came from the house next door. The two little boys started peeing and the little boy took off his pants... The little boy was so frightened that he cried. "Mom! He's different from me! Wow-!" The little boy's secret was exposed and became a secret kept by both families. The little boy who grew up and became a wild boy saw his aunt for the first time during the opening speech. The wild boy looked confused, and then his friends came to their senses. A shocking roar: "Boss! Your hemorrhoids are broken!" Wild Boy turned black and red, and the mentally retarded (witty) friend got a beating. The more he beat him, the more pleasing he was. He couldn't help but hug his friend and give him a sip. Friend: Who am I? Where am I? Why did he kiss me? *** "Boss, I like women." "Hmm... Uh... I'm half a woman, can you just make do with it?" "... I, my concubine, can't do it."