Yue Yunxiu is a doll carefully made by Baiyi. He has a perfect body, exquisite appearance, pure soul, and detailed strategies for dealing with various emergencies. Heiyi also has the best system (when encountering emergencies, important points in the plot, and various situations that make Yue Yunxiu's choice difficult), humane choices will be provided.
A stupid soul, a detailed strategy, and humanized choices, when the three most perfect things collide together, the following will happen:
When Yue Yunxiu was closing the door, he was accidentally hit by the door. It hurt so much QAQ
The guide says that if I am in trouble, I should first ask for the White Lotus, then the Green Tea Bitch, and then with an evil smile, destroy all the thorns blocking my path!
So...
Yue Yunxiu faced the door with tears in his eyes and said pitifully: "What did I do wrong that you want to be so cruel to me?"
Then he lowered his head and covered his face, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that you wanted to embarrass me!"
Then he secretly smiled evilly, raised his foot and kicked the door hard, "Since you blocked the uncle's way, the uncle will get rid of you!"
Someone who was watching everything said: "..."
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This article was written on a whim and I wanted to make everyone laugh. The point is that the update is slow, because my ideas are stuck one after another. If you like it, just take a look. If you don't like it, don't criticize it. Thank you!