Hello everyone, my name is Lu Shen. I have a house, a car, tiger fangs, a tall and powerful subwoofer, and some people call me a male god. I neither admit nor deny it. Now, I am very troubled. My worry is that little girl over there that's jumping up and down. Ever since I hired her, she hasn't been trying to die every day. Watching her flop around makes my hands itch and my heart itch even more. What should I do? ——This is the trouble of me, a male god. Lu Shen's hobbies: Hu, Qiao Xiaojing, and Qiao Xiaojing. Qiao Xiaojing's hobbies: I have no hobbies since I got hooked by Lu Shen... This is just a simple love story! Love story! Story! (Echo important things three times) Warning: You may be cute, but it has nothing to do with the author!