I was a failed human actor. I was not hired by the crew, so I could only play the victim in those horror movies and thrillers. Every day, I was covered with tomato sauce, and blood bags exploded on my body. I lay dead countless times, day after day. At one time, I thought my acting career had come to an end, until after humans and vampires established diplomatic relations, they introduced our movies...
Oh my God! I'm on fire! The vampires were completely impressed by my superb corpse-laying and blood-soaking performances. They said they had never seen such a good performance before, and their appetites were greatly increased (huh?). All the vampires went crazy for me!
One-sentence summary: The low-level human actors counterattack against the blood clan.