The copywriter is incompetent, so make do with it.
Literary version:
The heroic battlefield is cold and the armor is cold, and the knight rides away from the dust and returns to the thunder. Three thousand prosperous times have fallen, but the king is coming with a rustling voice.
No matter how many years pass, you are irreplaceable.
Nonsensical interview version:
Pig's Feet: People say that I am a quiet handsome man, and I think so too. Today, the oiran lady asked someone to bring me a message again. It's time to go and take a look. Last time I took a look at it from a distance, she seemed to have lost some weight and became more pitiful.
Recently, I plan to start a family and start a business as soon as possible. I asked my mother which one she preferred as her daughter-in-law, the daughter of Lin Shangshu's family or the legitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's family.
My mother asked me, which one do you prefer as a husband, the son of Lin Shangshu's family or the eldest son of the Prime Minister's family? Of course, the prince is not bad, although he is a bit more majestic, but our family background is not bad... Blah blah blah
I always feel like something is not right.
Xiao Ming: At first I refused to become a Duanxiu person, but... I couldn't let go of Yanyan (I was so sad), but later I figured out that as long as it was him, why should I care about men and women, so I studied XX and eighteen poses hard, and I really vomited for several days. Now, I don't know if I'm straight or crooked. (Empty and numb face)
Xiao Ze: About this relationship, I am always struggling with whether Yanyan and I should attack and who should attack. From a professional point of view, I have to accept Yanyan's attack; from a look point of view, I have to accept Yanyan's attack. Later I discovered that I really thought too much, and it can actually be judged from gender...