"A long time ago, in a large forest, there were a group of cute little babies..."
"Mom, mom, how cute is it? Is there a cute baby? ⊙▽⊙"
"Of course not. Our baby is the cutest."
"The baby can't sleep. Will the mother tell the baby a story every night?"
"That won't work. Mom can't tell so many stories."
"Then let's do 30. Today the kindergarten teacher taught the baby to count to 30."
"The baby is great! Mom can't even count to 30."
"Mom promised, if you hang yourself with a hook, you won't be able to change for a hundred years. Lying is a puppy, mom o(≧v≦)o"
"Promise, promise. Mommy shouldn't be a puppy."