"What if he doesn't like you?"
-"Then I'll let him like it."
"What if he likes you?"
-"Then I will marry him."
"He is the strongest wine in the world. After the first sip, you will never wake up.
Gentle student wife suffers campus love affair with vicious teacher
"Teacher, teacher, can I avoid failing the exam if I act cute? "
-"If it's about selling yourself, I can consider it. "