[Hp]hey, Lorna!

In the third grade, Ron, after being accidentally hit by Peter's curse, lived up to expectations... And wore it. Okay, okay, actually this is not that bad, at least except for the time going back two years, nothing has changed: the Lion Court and the Snake Court are still committed to fighting (hu) every day, the bear should be a bear, the wave should be a wave, the one who should be noseless has no nose, and the one who should wash his hair still has not washed his hair... Ron said that this kind of life should not be too wonderful! Of course, it would be nice if there were just a little less damn holiday homework, or if the Ron Weasley of this world was a man. No, maybe we should call her Lorna now. Are you stressed, little Lorna? Lorna: Please stop making noise, Harry and I are pure! Innocent! We covered ourselves with quilts and just chatted! Harry: My friend of the opposite sex suddenly likes physical contact recently. Does that mean anything? Waiting online! Hermione: My wand must be malfunctioning. It always emits fluorescent spells on its own... Draco: Why Potter, are you so hungry already? Dean: Your girlfriend is really proactive. Ginny: Everyone here thinks she's been chasing you since first grade, and now you tell us you haven't even hit first base in all these years! ? The article is also known as "Hogwarts teaches you step-by-step instructions to become a good assistant for Great Britain", "Powerful Vajra Finger - One Hundred Postures for Punching Window Paper"... Attention: Hello CP! ! Ron's full article on female body, it's not too late for the thunderer to leave now! ! !