A certain woman implemented the spirit of Xiaoqiang and insisted on one principle and three nevers, so:
Yan Zixi (frowning): You have changed
Han Yu (helpless): Get out
Yan Zixi (pursed): You are cruel to me
Han Yu (helpless +1): No
Yan Zixi (sad): You perfunctory me
Han Yu (helpless +2): Really not
Yan Zixi (almost crying): Since she appeared, you don't love me anymore
Han Yu: Be good, go out, I'll cook.
Yan Zixi (laughing): The baby said she couldn't bear to let her mother eat carrots
Han Yu: Picky eating is a disease and must be cured
Yan Zixi: Never, never, never, never eat carrots. This is the highest principle of Xiaoqiang's spirit. Great Chairman Han, please help me
Han Yu: The pregnant cockroach flaps its wings and flies out with the baby.
Yan Zixi: Which planetary language are you speaking? ! You Javanese alien, please return my great Chairman Han quickly. Manimani coaxes, as urgent as a law!
One day, the two expressed their views on how deep they love each other:
Yan Zixi: You are a beggar, so I will beg with you. You go dig out the cow dung, and I'll cover your nose. As long as you are still you, I will be the one who loves you. I am a rare infatuated woman in the world (covering face as if shyly shooting)
Han Yu: If you were Sun Wukong, I would like to be Wuzhishan. If you are a good boy, I would like to be Guanyin. If you were the mouse, I would be the cat
Yan Zixi: Mr. Han, speak human words! ! !
Han Yu: Press you, trap you, catch you, eat you
The author has a glassy heart, the full text is sweet and loving, joyful and relaxing~