My name is King David.
The mantra is: "As long as you are happy."
I have a special ability, that is, I can accept any lie.
In front of me, you can say that the earth is square, you can say that the sea water is orange, you can say that DNA cannot determine the traits of species, you can also say that the quantum matter that makes up the soul will definitely have a near-death experience when it leaves the nervous system and enters the universe. You can say that your favorite dish is fried tomatoes, you can say that you never wear a condom when driving, you can say that the taste of the food is too bland because you forget to add some poison, and you can say that the reason why your skin is so well maintained is because you use Husuba...
In short, no matter how complex, simple, professional or tricky your lie is, I can swallow it. I can also find out your true purpose from the micro-movements of your body and micro-changes in your expression when you lie.
So they call me a liar.
Another reason for this nickname is that I never tell lies and always think of the source when drinking water.
——Don't forget the liar when you eat a lie.
Some people say that the most perfect lie is a lie mixed in with the truth.
But I don't agree.
The most perfect lie is to tell the whole truth.
My name is King David.
I never lie, but people always fall for me.