The Seven Year Itch by John Watson and Sherlock Holmes

I'm John Watson, war veteran, doctor, blogger and companion to the world's one and only consulting detective, Sherlock Holmes - in every sense of the word. Five years ago, after being roommates, colleagues, and friends, Sherlock Holmes and I were fortunate enough to develop a new relationship that makes me content and proud. Now that we are partners, in a long-term, non-open relationship, and I have absolutely no complaints about that, I can't imagine sharing Sherlock with anyone. Recently, we, no, actually I, ran into a little trouble. In fact, this is nothing worth mentioning. It is just a hormonal decline that every couple who has lived together for many years will encounter. Anyway, now it happens. An ordinary and trivial thing that conforms to the laws of science. The only unusual thing about me is that my live-in partner is a possessive consulting detective with mind-reading powers. Conception: