Once upon a time there was a bridge, Naihe Bridge.
There is a river under the bridge, Wangchuan River.
There is also a big stone beside the bridge, the Sansheng Stone.
There is an old woman on the bridge who specializes in tricking passers-by into drinking soup. She is really a king of dark cuisine in the underworld.
That day, a ghost who accidentally belched his fart came here with his tongue hanging out. He was thinking about what the gourmet Naihe Qiaotou who had been famous for thousands of years looked like. Oh my god, Po Meng, have you changed your gender? Did you even get plastic surgery?