Xiao Gong: I'm handsome, rich, and have incredible martial arts. I have everything I want and I know how to do it. Tell me, why are you dissatisfied with me? ! ! O(￣ヘ￣o#)
Xiao Shou: O__O "... You go make a meal first.
Xiao Gong: Just wait. Watch my husband conquer your taste buds o(*￣▽￣*)o
"Boom" I saw a mushroom cloud rising enchantingly in the distance.
Xiaoshou: o(￣ヘ￣o#) will make you blind.
Serious version: Ji Anran had a lot of troubles in his life. He finally grew up, and even fucked himself to death because of love. It was only after his death that he discovered that he was just a little bitch in a bloody novel about a woman wearing a man's clothes. Ji Anran, who was reborn by chance, decided that he would never mess with the male protagonist again and only wanted to live a long life. But TMD, hero, what are you doing (ノ｀Д)ノ
Lord: Safe and sound to the outside world, a foodie at home vs. A bastard to others, irritable and aggressive at home.
Sub: The enchanting Shou who is determined to dominate the world vs. The cold and sinister Shou
Don't believe the copywriting, this is a piece of abuse. (ˉ(∞)ˉ)(I won't tell you that I can't write a serious copy o(*￣▽￣*)o)
The author is a newbie, please take care of me O(∩_∩)OThank you