"The news said that 70% of Chinese people said they were forced into marriage."
"So?"
"Instead of passively becoming the 70%, it is better to actively become the 30%. We will get the certificate tomorrow."
"... ORZ... What's going on?"
"We are both singles, so we stay together to keep ourselves warm."
"…ORZ…does not accept lawyers…"
"Σ( ° △ °|||), why?"
"If we get divorced, we won't even be able to share our underwear."