Introduction to the first half:
"I know you have no money." Lin Xiu stretched out his hand and pinched Xie Ange's cheek, and the smile on his face became more obvious. "The room fee is 680 yuan, the antipyretic injection is 40 yuan, the infusion is 100 yuan, and you are in charge of the meal. You owe me 820 yuan today. I am very generous and will not count your interest. I will write it down in a small book first. Don't worry about paying it back. Anyway, you live in my house."
Xie Ange actually felt as if he had fallen from heaven to hell, but it was only natural to pay back debts: "... Where is my child..."
"It's at my house." Lin Xiu said nonchalantly, "I hired a good nanny to take care of her carefully. You pay the salary, which is 4,500 yuan a month. I gave her a month's salary last night. Remember to put it in the account and pay me back."
Xie Ange's eyes darkened and he fainted again.
He had a nightmare, dreaming that his little accounting book suddenly rose three feet tall and grew a face like Lin Xiu's, and then fell down and crushed him to death.
True introduction:
Once upon a time, there was an eagle on the cliff, and there was a lame rabbit at the foot of the mountain. The eagle took the rabbit up to the cliff and healed its leg. Then one day, the eagle disappeared and he sewed his wings onto the rabbit's body. It used everything it had to compensate for the sin of accidentally letting the rabbit fall off the cliff when it was young.
Food guide
·This article is absolutely HE. You must know that although I am abusive, I do not write BE.
·The author is a big lazy guy who won't push away and wants to be crushed and complained about.
·Don't cheat my purpose, readers and customers can eat with confidence.
☆The stupid author is serializing the article
A blind date venue.
People from the Xi tribe: The elder of my family is very good, but he likes to attack indiscriminately when he speaks. He doesn't open and lift any pot. He spits out any vitriolic words and is also obsessed with self-confidence. No living creatures within a ten-meter radius of our tribe should come close.
Members of the Qi tribe: The elder of my family is also quite good, but he has a face of a monster that deceives heaven and earth. He pretends to be a major general of the Justice and Friendship Alliance. He teases whoever is the most difficult to offend and then kicks him. There is a radius of 100 meters within the territory of our clan, and no living creatures can come near it.
People on both sides: For the sake of peace in the galaxy, please ask the head of your family to take away the scourge of my family.
Host: Where are the people on both sides of the blind date?
People on both sides: They are still fighting in a place where no one is around.
Host:…
The rogue movie king has extremely strong combat power vs. The poisonous tongue, neurotic obsessive-compulsive disorder patient
This article is also known as "Forced Demolition and Battle of Nailed Houses"━((*′д｀)yao(′д｀*))━!!!!
"Counterattack: Pitfalls All Over the Galaxy" by Buliyu (little angels, please click on the stupid author's column to collect it~)
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