(1)
Tu looked angry: We are obviously from the same place as me, why didn't you tell me earlier?
A certain Immortal Lord: As a teacher, I like to watch your cute and cute experiments...
Tu snorted: Are you saying I'm stupid? !
A certain Immortal Lord: No, I'm just complimenting you.
Disciple:......
(2)
The disciple asked: Why didn't you teach me personally and throw me into such a terrible place?
A certain Immortal Lord coughed lightly: "I don't know how to be a teacher!"
Men akimbo: Then what do you know?
A certain immortal king is shameless: I bully you.
Disciple:......
(3)
The disciple said with disdain: You can't even cultivate immortality, so what can you teach me? I think it's better for me to be the master.
A certain immortal gentleman was shameless and said seriously: The way of being a woman.
Disciple:......
PS: 1. This article is 1V1, and the ending is HE
2. This article is a romance novel disguised as a fairy. Please collect it and love it!
Entry copy: Boys and girls were tricked by Jinjiang before they traveled to the world of cultivating immortals. However, this is a funny Jinjiang system with procrastination. It only appears at critical moments. Sometimes it turns into a coquettish little bitch to seduce others and harm the common people. When it is in a good mood, it turns into a handsome man who teases and flirts with the male protagonist. When it is in a bad mood, it has a hobby - it likes to break up lovers... In such a funny atmosphere, the master and the disciple walked happily together.
[New article for collection] "Pick up a red envelope to save the emperor brother"
Introduction: The seventh princess killed her biological mother, concubine Shu and the sixth prince one after another as soon as she was born, so the emperor sent the unlucky son to the temple.
As soon as the marriage was needed, the emperor thought of her. As a result, on the way back to the palace, she killed the third emperor brother again...
Fortunately, she accidentally received a red envelope group and obtained the rebirth skill. However, why did she feel that the Third Emperor Brother looked at her a little strangely?
The author's final text: "Master Let Me Come" "The Reborn Marquis Seduces His Wife"
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