"Dad, is Lilynite my mother?"
"No."
"Hey, then who is my mother?"
"... Did you see my right hand? This is your mother."
"..."
"Stark!!! Don't tell dirty jokes to children!!!!!!!"
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Things to note
The author has a brain twitch
It might become a very serious plot
oocattention
Anyway, not biologically, let me tell you, the male protagonist is Stark