As soon as I woke up, my mind was filled with a bunch of messy things. From that day on, I knew that I was destined to be a loser.
Sakata Gintoki [hits the head with a knife]: Idiot, you are just a twitch at best.
Shixinmura Hachi [touching his head lovingly]: Stop making trouble, only Ginmulang can open it.
Kagura [hands over a piece of vinegar kombu]: It's okay, you are so hopeless without a wig.
... It's my fault that the male god is a twitch, it's my fault that he looks like the male god, it's my fault that the male god ran away with someone else? !
Yes, I'm talking about you, that natural curls, give me back my boyfriend!
This is me, a messed up life [hugging my knees] Where is the promised Mary Sue? It is said that no one can fix it, so how can it be repaired?
[Author: Ah, can't you change your color?
But, should a Mary Sue without CP be called a Mary Sue? My peers will look down on me [sobbing]