Baby, I am a gentle and lovely girl.
My grandmother, who is blind, sewed a hat for me.
"Grandma, this is a cuckold!"
"Huh?"
"This is a cuckold!"
"Huh?"
"Cuckold!"
"Yes, yes, grandma sewed this red hat specially for you."
I suddenly remembered that my grandma's ears didn't work very well either.