I've never complained... Really! ! Please believe in my honest face [Correct color]
I used to think that I just had to wait for death under the leadership of Jehovah and devote my life to God! !
But I never expected that when I went, I just changed jobs and changed leaders, but I actually sold myself there, still in a shell! !
Please let go of this boss who is having sex in my bed! ! I solemnly beg you! (???ε??
In a word: an inspirational story about traveling through Hebrew mythology, being spotted by Lucifer, and being taken to hell along the way.
The above is the literary version, and the following high-energy version, please wear your own protective shield!
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Below is the funny version!
Once upon a time, there was a little person who traveled through time! What a sad reminder of Hebrew mythology! Then he was discovered by God, and he cleansed his memory quickly and became what he called "Glory". After that, he worked for him tremblingly... Later, he met a good friend "Glory Star" Lucifer, but it didn't take long for his good friend to fall!
My good gay friend, with a dark emotion of "I've fallen, why don't you come and accompany me? You are so heartless, senseless and unreasonable", suddenly made me fall too. After that, I thought that the other party could live a good life and stop making troubles. But in the end, the other party really went head-on with God, tore his soul into pieces and died gloriously...
Pity me, an angel, looking at the bleakness of hell as always and the prying eyes of demons. I can only bear the mess of hell by myself, and then be the mastermind behind the scenes with trepidation.
After finally settling everything in hell, God burst into hell with a bang and told himself clearly, "Lucifer must be brought back. After all, he carries the godhead of the king of hell. If he doesn't come back, the entire three realms will not be able to function, so I'm sorry to bother you, you must bring him back."
What＊＊＊fack?!
As a nerd, I say that you are asking for too much. Is it too late to self-destruct now?
(PS: The three views of this article are normal, there is no Tom Su, no cool article... The protagonist is also very normal.)