[Stylus Spot] I Never Said I Was Straight!

Madara: "Let me go." Hashirama: "Don't let me go! How can I let you go again? I've already missed you once because I let go. How can I let you leave me this time?" Madara: "Since you know that I like men, don't say these ambiguous words." Hashirama: "I like you! I really like you!" Madara: "Hashirama, since you have taken responsibility, please don't provoke me again." Hashirama: "What responsibility? Madara, did you misunderstand something?" Madara: "You... Aren't you already planning to get married?" Hashirama: "Madara, I am an extremely pure virgin! Besides, I don't like women at all!" Madara: "... Innocent virgin?" Hashirama: "Aren't you? QAQ Madara!" Madara: "What's wrong with me! Don't change the subject, what happened to Uzumaki Mito?" Hashirama: "She and I are just friends, there is no ambiguity at all." Madara: "..." Hashirama: "Okay, I admit that she is a senior fujoshi. I often stay with her to learn from her, so that I can be more convenient in the future... Ah - I said it out loud." Madara: "Aren't you... A straight man?" Hashirama: "I never said I was a straight man!" Instructions for consumption: 1. Yuan GengKey Points 2. The update time is 12:24. If not, then the stupid author is catching bugs! After all, typos and the like are hard to guard against. 3. The little angels left cute paw prints in the mud! Please comment QAQ 4. The stupid author is a high school party member. It is impossible to touch the computer during school~