Little Po Meng, Why Are You so Perverted?

I like him. I enjoy being with him. Dressed in Tsing Yi, he comes from the world of mortals without any trace of the tackiness of the world of mortals. He is dressed in silk, comes from a rich family but has an inferiority complex from a poor family. He said he likes people who are lively but gentle, so I just hold back. He said he hoped I was a girl who could accompany him to a brothel, so I happily went there. He asked me to wear a veil. He healed my scars. When I take off my men's clothes and pull up my hair, He said, just marry me. I love him, of course I want to marry him. He said, just continue to accompany me. I love being with him, of course I want to accompany him. He rubbed me into his arms, held me behind him, and said, you are a girl, it is better for me to do it. He patted my shoulder, gave me a high bun, and said, if you want to do it, just do it. I put rouge on him and put on pink clothes. He and I drank heavily and wore the same clothes. I thought I would give birth to a child for him and spend half my life together. I was still sharpening my ink, and he was still writing love poems. I thought I would be friends with him for half my life. I was still carrying him, and he was still laughing and telling jokes. But I discovered that I shouldn't live in the world in the novel at all. I don't like falling in his arms and looking into his affectionate eyes. I prefer to see him adding mustard to the medicinal soup he made for me after I woke up from an illness. Because in the face of deep affection, I can only respond with shyness. But when faced with sincerity, I can respond with authenticity. When all the dust has settled, I can only escape and return to a thousand years later with heavy debts. He picked up the spoon again and boiled and boiled until the figure that was a little short and fat emerged again, and said with a smile: "Is there mustard in the soup, Ah Xi?" ———————————————————————————————————————————— In fact, this is just a story about a rookie half-immortal who traveled to ancient times and met a gentle male protagonist. The only difference is that she expressed that she did not like this handsome guy given to her by God. She just wants to find a confidant who laughs with her behind her back.