Ahem, so this meme was originally intended to be interspersed in Long Tan's article. However, because my coding speed was much faster than the speed of my imagination, I consciously wrote down this meme while my imagination was still there_(:з∠)_.
So the article Long Tan wrote was an ABO setting, and of course Qi Cang, as the deputy CP, was also an ABO setting. As for who is A and who is O, well, everyone knows it by heart╮(╯-╰)╭~
If you don't find it shocking, just read on~