The first time we met before boarding the pirate ship
"Are you a goblin?"
The little boy stood under the tree.
"Fairy? Huh! Stupid Central Plains people, how can the members of my Five Immortals Sect be that little fairy!"
She stood on the tree with a bulging face.
"I'm not a stupid Central Plains person, I belong to the powerful Uchiha clan!"
"Uchiha? Never heard of it."
"Hmph! I've never heard of anything about the Five Immortals Sect!"
The two of them snorted angrily and ignored each other for a while.
"Hey, what's your name? Where are you?"
"Hmph~ Shouldn't you state your own name before asking someone else's name?"
"Panasia."
"... Sasuke Uchiha."
"What a weird name →_→"
"Hey! What's that expression of yours! It's obviously your weird one, okay!"
"Tch."
After boarding the pirate ship
"Sasuke~"
"Yeah."
Facing the Hmong girl Uchiha Sasuke who was hanging on him and couldn't let go, he pulled her down especially calmly.
"It would be great to come back to Miao territory with me~" The Miao girl first slurred his face with saliva, then blinked and twirled her fingers and looked at him expectantly, "You know I have big breasts, long legs, fair skin, good looks, and many elder brothers singing folk songs to me! If you don't come back to Miao territory with me, don't you worry that I will be kidnapped~"
By the way, the five babies behind her also looked at him with shining eyes.
Stirring Snake: Hiss, hiss~ [Come on, come on~ You are also a snake user anyway~ ps: The master likes me very much as soon as you come~(≧▽≦)/~]
Guotai: Guaguagua~ [Come on, come on~ The master will be very happy when you come! Ps: I am really a good baby who protects the Lord_(:3∠)_
Holy Scorpion: Haha! [I just smiled and said nothing.
Sky Spider: Crack! [Whether you come or not, I will never leave you, ps: because I will stick to you tightly and then pull you back to be the master of the village (*/ω＼*)]
Bidie: Fan, fan, fan! ... I am so beautiful that I still give a hand to Tianzhu →_→
The last five babies together: What are you talking about? Come on, everyone! Tie him up and take him back to Miao territory for his master!
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This article is about a young disciple of the Five Poisons who accidentally came to the world of Naruto and met the still young Er Shao, and had some unavoidable things happen with him.
This article is also known as "How 818 Spicy Pot caught up with the arrogant black cat" and "On how to abduct an endangered black cat to our Miao territory".
The writing style is average and the imagination is endless. If I were to die in my imagination_(:3∠)_[I forgot to mention that the manuscript is expected to be deposited on February 1st!