The rain hits the banana trees, and the orioles sing on the green trees.
"I heard that your husband is amazingly beautiful, and many people in the world regard him as a sage." She prostrated in awe, spreading her bright yellow clothes on the floor, completely ignoring the bumpy mud.
The person on the opposite side was a little at a loss: "This... Where..."
She didn't care at all and continued talking to herself: "Although I live in the countryside, it is said that no one in the world can match my master's opinions. Fuchang has always been dull, and I hope you will give me some advice."
"Ah, I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed..." He scratched his head, hesitating whether he should cover the other side with his bamboo umbrella.
"My husband wants to live in seclusion in Fuchang, but now the situation is in turmoil. I hope he can come out and help me!"
"Ashamed, ashamed..."
She gritted her teeth and felt the veins on her forehead twitching: "I'm going to prosper and I'm going to die, I'm going to ask you again, do you want to save your head and eat meat, or do you want to eat three inches of grass behind the house?"
"Oh, you're welcome... Eh?" He relaxed his hand and repeated, "Do you have meat to eat?"
Fuchang looked up and saw him rushing toward him with a cheer: "I promise you, take me to eat meat -"
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"Bah." The bamboo umbrella fell to the ground with a crisp sound.
——When the Queen arrives, how dare you disobey her?
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This is the story of a female emperor and a pedantic scholar. Of course, this female emperor is not an ordinary female emperor, and this scholar is not an ordinary scholar... Welcome to eat~