Limit to 500 words "I am the Lord of All Gods, I am the Guardian of the Forbidden City, I am the 60-million-year-old Qing Emperor. Later, I only became her Juan Qing."
"Juan Qing, I heard that two people went out to show their affection yesterday and were hacked to death."
"..."
The great god Qing Emperor who guarded the thousand-year-old forbidden city of Fog City was forced to adopt a little dwarf. He thought he was the father, but the whole world pointed at the great god and said to the little dwarf: "Look, that's your husband!" The little dwarf was particularly enlightened: Mr., Please order me to memorize "The Rite of Ascension"! My husband, I want to ride a big horse! My husband, I want to drink grandma! So finally one day, the great god told the gods: "I'm going home to teach the naughty children, don't disturb anything that's not important."
Later, the child turned into a woman, and the gods thought deeply: "Oh--"
I fell in love with you, as if in a trance, and as if it was destined to be like this.