Vulgar version [the story of a time-traveling company boss who used his job to prostitute men]
Hehe version [Two or three things a woman has to say to a group of men]
The real version [On the possibility of stabbing] or [On how to stab with a knife most easily accepted] or [On the art of stabbing in the dark]
This article is also called [On why my male protagonist is always such a scumbag] or [Eighty-one ways to tease a man]
Bonus points, it's really well written.