The well-dressed Mr. Zhao who came back from studying abroad taunted me and said, "Niece, you see, if you have no breasts, no butt, and no face, how will you get married in the future?"
I thought to myself: Try losing 60 pounds to your sister in three months. If you still have breasts and butt, I will take your last name!
Manager Ning, who always speaks and acts unconventionally, persuaded me with a smile, "Zhao Zhenzhen, I agree with your idea, but last month, last month, last month, last month, last month... Are you still listening?"
I silently squatted in the corner and drew circles.
My ex, Mr. Sun, who had no moral integrity, only wore a bath towel and staged a late-night seduction scene in my apartment. He said to me, "Zhenzhen, believe me, wait three more years..."
Although the man was lusting after me, I was very principled and pushed him away drunkenly, "Brother-in-law, please leave. If you don't leave, I can't guarantee what will happen next. Don't challenge my endurance, otherwise you will regret it."
You ask me what then?
Then... No more...
This is a joyful and slightly sadistic article, and Mina-san is welcome to enter the pit.