After a Witch Traveled into a Copy of Ghost Stories

The magic book told Cen Xiaozai that her mission requirements are: Help the fragile humans in the world of ghost stories to deal with pen fairies, yakshas, false gods, infant spirits, ghosts, zombies, and a male succubus who only targets men. All in all, let her be a witch and a group of horror movie regular guests—— Black eats black. [Copy No. 1] The fierce ghost screams and appears, the cold resentment is overwhelming, and a layer of gray frost condenses on the surrounding items—— So, Cen Xiaozai coded four cheese boxes with a "swish, swish, swish" sound, and started rubbing his hands together: "Oh yeah! There is ice cream to eat! Thank you for the gift of nature!" [Copy No. 2] Stumbled into a dark maze and encountered a cluster of colorful mushrooms in a dead end. Cen Xiaozai cleared his throat, politely took out his crucible, and said to them: "Mushrooms, please come into the pot." Colorful mushrooms spit out spores quietly. A few minutes later, they were soaking in the pot and screaming: "Help! Someone is killing the mushrooms!" The next copy and the next copy—— "All voles on a certain planet are forced to complete a questionnaire" "A poisonous jellyfish drove a ball of sea water to report the murder" "God-level artificial intelligence claims to "hate humans" but resolves cyber violence incidents with one click" "The brave little cat Brightpaw helps girls fight against a gang of bullying men who break into the women's restroom" "Children, don't be afraid of the night, darkness and nightmares. The witch will definitely fly into your dreams on a magic broomstick and drive away all monsters and monsters." Warning sign 0. Some of the content in this article is dark and depressing, please read with caution. 1. The protagonist's catchphrase is "it's a male", and the word "male" generally refers to all male creatures. 2. The author loves to bury stories, but his memory is comparable to that of an 80-year-old man. 3. Unless otherwise specified, the characters appearing in this article are all female by default. If you don't like them, please don't comment. 4. The finale is "The author has something to say" in the last chapter (because the total number of words is a perfect 567890) -------⊹꙳ ˶˙ᵕ˙˶ ⊹꙳------- The next book "Little Zhang Kuang" is currently being serialized, please collect it~ Copywriting be like↓ As we all know, the Theian civilization has three well-known gangster dens: The Aztec Star Territory is full of drug lords, the West Bol Star Territory is full of gangs, and the New Tang Star Territory is rich in—— The living king of hell who loves peace. * For example, Zhang Kuang, who belongs to the Cangji Assault Battalion. * The two-meter-tall Aztec boxing champion "Crocodile"? He was beaten into a fat-headed fish with a bruised nose and swollen face by Zhang Kuang. The charming and arrogant young leader of the Sibor gang? Zhang Kuang threw him to the rooftop of a 200-story building and hung him like a rag doll. She single-handedly offended two of the three well-known gangster dens, and was so angry that her boss almost had a heart attack. Zhang Kuang: "I'm very sorry. I'll do it again next time." What bad intentions can Cangji's top master have? She just wants to maintain interstellar peace. Oh yes, she was born in the New Tang Star Territory. * Written as "retirement", pronounced as "defection". After leaving the organization, Zhang Kuang became a gangster and a wanted criminal. He was so poor that all he had left was an antique knife. In this era when everyone has a laser gun, selling knives is worse than selling yourself. So, the special forces changed into assistants. Wen Neng took over the photo and text promotion, while Wu Neng and Qinggong went upstairs to save the baby. The hot topic # Buddhist Celebrity, Demonic Assistant # has been on the cloud for half a month, and the scale of the "Little Zhang Kuang Support Club" is growing day by day. Fanatic male fans held up a banner at the scene: "I will become straight for you and I will hold you responsible!" Assistant Zhang responded expressionlessly: "Thank you, please bend back." * Just when everyone thought that Zhang Kuang, a straight woman of steel, would stay with her knife for the rest of her life—— Feng Shuhan, this male star who is more beautiful than a flower, has long hair, and is very charming but unfortunately has arsenic on his mouth, was sent to the pirate ship Zhang Kuang through a clever plot by his bad friends, and he was euphemistically called "helping the thousand-year-old iron tree to bloom overnight." The next morning, Zhang Kuang, who had unintentionally snatched away someone's innocence, stared at the handsome man next to him with a beautiful body, feeling a little bit panicked in his heart: "Why does this person look familiar..." "Wait! He seems to be my boss's rival???" #BigBadWolfandHerLittleLeopard# #A confrontational couple who dislikes the integrity of the body# The hardest girl in the universe × the most handsome boy in the universe (GB) Purpose: to eliminate evil spirits and punish evildoers.