He said: "I think you are a woman who loves to lie."
Then he threw her off the plane like a bag of trash.
So, he became her personal bodyguard.
She said: "You look a lot like a cunning German cat to me."
Then, she left him in the damp and cold back alley of Bar Street.
So, he became her boyfriend.
In the end, he finally discovered that he never really understood her...