===========Copywriting 1============
As an emperor, I have indeed failed miserably. After going through many tribulations, I turned into the lowest immortal. I have forgotten the past. The biggest failure is that my brother has taught me since I was a child, "I can protect you from anyone you offend in the Nine Heavens, but I can't offend Emperor Donghua of Shaoyang Mansion." I asked him why at that time, and he only coughed, "Do elders always have to give some face?" Later I learned that as the Emperor of Heaven, my brother can punish anyone and beat anyone. There is indeed a special case, and that is Emperor Donghua. But... Brother, my sister is really ashamed of your teachings. Even as the lowest jade fairy, I can still offend the emperor... As expected, I should go to Taishang Laojun to ask for some brain-replenishing elixirs some other day.
Copywriting 2 [Si Ming Edition]
The Lord Si Ming in the first level of heaven recently encountered a troublesome case:
Recently, the peach blossom of the ancient god Donghua Emperor, which had not been cultivated for thousands of years, suddenly bloomed into a large flower. The Lord Si Ming was so frightened that he immediately went to look through the scripts he had written. It turned out that it was originally written as a play, but somehow it was placed on the emperor's head.
Fortunately, the person involved in this matter is a little immortal from the Nine Heavens... Well... He is quite stupid.
Si Ming was very happy and thought of solving it privately. So I secretly wrote a few fortune-tellings to the little fairy.
But he never thought... This time he would offend all the gods in the first layer of heaven.
The first is to offend Yun Jin Diji, who is in the first layer of heaven. Secondly, Emperor Jingyan of Qingqiu was offended. Emperor Jingyan was recognized by Di Ji as his elder brother, so he naturally protected Di Ji. Thirdly, he offended the Emperor of Heaven. Di Ji was the Emperor's serious sister. How could he tolerate humiliating his own sister like this? Fourth, I offended Emperor Donghua. Emperor Donghua said this, "Your seniority is not high enough to care about my marriage."
When Siming Shenjun was being executed at the Nine Gods Heavenly Thunder, he shouted to Tianchang, "I will never write a playbook again!"
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