Snow white princess
In the 1580s, in a castle far, far away... Far, far away... Anyway, the king of this castle was discovered by the queen to have an affair, so the queen divorced him, and their daughter Snow White followed the king (no choice, the king's family was rich!). The king married his mistress a year after his divorce from the queen...
On a certain day and at a certain time when Snow White was eighteen years old, Her Royal Highness the Queen, whom everyone loves to see flowers in bloom, was sitting in the garden sucking the soles of her shoes, alas! Over the years, the kingdom has become increasingly depressed, and even the queen... (Everyone smashed eggs and rotten vegetable leaves - the emphasis is on talking nonsense)