1] 'Hey, do you know who the unluckiest person in history is?'
'I don't know, who is it?'
'Ye Haosha!'
'Why?'
'Because... Who accidentally steps on a piece of dog shit and wears it?'
2] 'Hey, do you know who the stupidest person in history is?'
'Who? '
'Ye Hao Sha (Ye Hao Sha)'
'Why her again?'
'Which woman would be so stupid as to ask the groom on their wedding night: "My husband, you can't eat or drink this thing. What am I going to do?'
'What was the result? Was he kicked out?'
'No. No. No... To be honest, the groom is the weird one. He said shyly: "Who said you can't eat it...'