The dumplings I made last night actually started talking when I cooked them today!
Tian Ci said: Should he eat it, eat it, or eat it?
"Don't eat me! I'm a human! I'm a human!" The little dumpling twisted its fat body, its two corners swinging up and down.
"I made you." Tian Ci pinched the belly of the dumpling with one hand and opened the lid of the pot with the other hand. Heat burst out on the dumpling, and the dumpling quickly closed the two corners and hugged his hand.
"Stop, I am the spirit dumpling sent by God to fulfill your wish!" Dumpling wailed, and two small dots miraculously sunken into its round belly, like eyes.
Tian Ci and Dumpling looked at each other for a while, then put the dumpling on the plate aside.
Conception: