Drama sadomasochism version:
Is this destined disaster a fate or a misfortune?
"A person's ability does not depend on his size, but on how hard he works."
"You... Are actually a woman."
"Is that ice wood really that good?"
"The calamity of human beings is also the calamity of benevolence. One thought is the calamity of life, the calamity of death is the calamity of one moment, the calamity of the heart is the calamity of killing the inner demon, and the calamity of love is the calamity of heaven."
"There is a slight movement in the sky. Could it be that someone has opened a human tribulation?"
"I want to see which one Taiyi Qinghua, who is so aloof, will choose between the people in the world and the one she loves in her heart?"
"The calamity of love has begun, and the calamity of heaven is coming. Unless love is destroyed, there is no other way."
"People have seven emotions and six desires, so why not? Big love, small love, this is enough to make me fall in love with many things, but among these many things, the only one I cannot have is you..."
"Uncle, my aunt is so beautiful..."
"If you want me not to become a demon, then I will promise you never to become a demon; if you want peace in the six realms, then I will give you peace in the six realms; if you want eternal tribulation from heaven, then I will help you pass away from eternal tribulation, but you can no longer give me what I want..."
Funny and warm version:
"You are a rare woman in the world who disguises herself as a man and ascends to Changle..."
"Uncle Master, why are you ignoring me?"
"Cultivation requires quietness, you are too noisy..."
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"Uncle Master, Uncle Master, how long do you think it will take me to become an immortal bone? Ten years? A hundred years? Or a thousand years?"
"With your qualifications, you have exceeded these time points..."
"I understand, uncle, I don't like women...