A story about a fake, literary, real, and weird girl who is forced to reveal herself. Also known as:
#My mother and I fell into the water at the same time, who do you save?
# Wish every pair of gay friends will eventually become mother and daughter (father and son)#
#Godmother or Wife#
#On the best daughter-in-law and mother-in-law in history#
#wifewaskidnappedbymymother#
#Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are showing affection every day#
#mother-in-law comes as a guest every day#
Every mother-in-law has a best friend in her heart. She will be jealous of talking to other girls because of her, sharing the same water glass, the same bed... Or even a person she likes.
When meeting the woman's parents: "Are you my Mary's boyfriend?" The woman looked at the person in front of her critically: "Have a house, a car, connections, access to the hall and the kitchen, the ability to make her happy and the power to drive away perverts, love every flaw in her body, make her happy when she is happy, make her happy when she is unhappy... Can you do these?"
"..." I won't mention why my mother came to be my girlfriend's parent. What the hell is this long list?
"I can do it all." The woman said confidently, and asked Mary behind her worriedly: "Can this kind of willful kid who only eats sweets and punched my mother in the stomach really take care of you, baby?"
"..." You said it! Really said it! Said it in front of me! You came to hack me with all the malice in the world, right? Is this my biological mother? What the hell is this feeling like that the father doesn't care for the mother and doesn't love the wife and wants to run away with someone else!
At this time, Qi Ya's heart was broken.
When engaged:
I won't mention why my mother is the bridesmaid.
"Oh, because your godmother and I are sisters by marriage!"
Wedding night.
Qi Ya is on the left looking at the ceiling, Mary is on the right looking at the ceiling, and the mother-in-law is in the middle looking at the ceiling.
"I have endured so many things but..." Qi Ya took a deep breath and said, "Mother, can you tell me why you appear at this moment?"
"Ah, because my dear is too nervous, she won't be nervous now that I'm here to guide her... Besides, that's not bad either. Didn't I sleep with you when you were a kid, Archie?"
Mary nodded silently.
"Mary, Ai, Patsy!"
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(Lightning Protection: Three Rebirths [Key Points])
(modified version)