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I wanted to write a collection of jokes but didn't know what to name it, so I asked Mr. San, "I want to name my new book. Do you have any suggestions?"
The third master was listening to a song at the time and said the lyrics without raising his head, "You have all the looks I like."
I thought the name was pretty good, but a little pretentious, so I told the third master, "The name should be chosen from my perspective, not from your perspective. The subject, predicate and object must be clearly distinguished. When did I like you so much?!"
The third master said aggrievedly, "Oh...", And then asked weakly, "So, you look disgusted with me?"
I touched my chin and thought for a while, "This is good." Then I thought of a very serious question, "But if I dislike you so much, why do I still stay with you?"
The third master was speechless. He closed the computer and came over to pat my head. "Don't think about such complicated problems... Do you want to eat durian? I'll buy it for you?"
My mood suddenly improved and I shouted, "Eat, eat, eat! Buy, buy, buy!"
Really, with these eight words, I can love him for another eight years.
This article is also known as "I have all the looks you like", calling me shameless for a one-on-one challenge at the canteen after school!
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I suddenly found out that the Lifetime series has ended, but I feel like there is still a lot of content that has not been written. The plot ended abruptly just after it started, which feels a bit regretful.
Tanye who steals food is so cute!
Keep reading the original text, is it interesting?
What the hell! Update soon, you've tricked me to death! Author, come here! I promise not to beat you to death! ╮(╯▽╰)╭
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Why is the word "you" in red?