I am Tian Chuqiao, a master of ceremonies, just a funeral master. As a 26-year-old, I commuted between the cemetery, my home, and the elementary school where my best friend and roommate, Sissi, worked every day. I didn't have a good figure, a well-paying job, and what was even scarier was that I didn't have a boyfriend. As an older unmarried young woman with "three noes", as the best spokesperson for facial sex, and as a single little bitch with almost zero love experience, can I find true love? What's even worse is that I have to help my best friend's boyfriend to "play pillow style" and persuade Sissi to agree to his proposal. Can I succeed?