Who doesn't love beautiful men's ****!
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In ancient times, there was a continent named Tianluo, and there were fairy mountains in Tianluo, and the mountains were in the ethereal space. There are countless immortals in the mountains, and there is a female immortal named Huan Xi. She has always been a dandy with little red makeup, and does not like to ask questions but loves to be romantic.
Copywriting for the convulsive version:
This is a story about an old woman who wants to have sex with a man, but unfortunately... She still has two inches of flesh missing from her belly again!
Goldfinger?
Certainly!
Golden thighs?
Not only that!
It's like a glittering little golden man!
Let me say important things three times: the heroine is a scumbag, the heroine is a scumbag, the heroine is a scumbag!
The stupid author has a virgin plot, read after me, place! Male! Affection! Festival! So Jujie and Cucumberjie didn't explain!
This was originally a Danmei article but I changed it to a romance article (I'm crazy, don't care) because I felt that the original pen name was not enough to highlight the stupid author's character, so I changed the pen name as well.