I was crushed into a human form by a monkey, a monkey with shining eyes. When we first met, he nuzzled me and hummed like a puppy. I raised him and took care of him, and walked with him for hundreds of years. I became his most special relative, and he regarded me as his sister and his companion.
He took me to heaven, to the earth, to the underworld, to the East China Sea, and finally saw him being crushed under the palm of Tathagata with my own eyes. Year after year, I stayed with him, and stayed with him for another five hundred years.
When he came out, he said to me: "Xinxin, when I come back, how about I marry you and be my wife in Yazhai?"
When he was about to leave, he said to me: "Xinxin, you have to wait for me. Don't run away when you see a handsome male goblin in disguise."
I just wait, waiting for him to marry me and become his wife.
Seven years later, he came back. I thought he would never leave, so I happily took care of him. But, the monkey left again. Before he left, he said to me: "Xinxin, thank you for not leaving and waiting for me. When I come back from Buddhist scriptures and become a free man, I will marry you and be my stronghold."
Sun Wukong, you are such a fucking liar.
No one could explain to me why he never came back after he got the Buddhist scriptures.
No one can explain to me why he became one of the Buddhas in the Western Heaven.
No one could explain to me why he said he didn't recognize me when I went to him.
I saw him smiling and saying: "It's been too long, and I can't remember the past anymore, so why bother to remember it again? Donor, let go of your obsession."
Liar.