"Sir, why is everyone glaring at me?"
"Because you did some unfriendly things to everyone after you got the virus?"
"Do you mind if I ask what they are?"
"Do you really want to hear it?"
"Please tell me and I will make amends for what I have done."
"Okay."
Tony adjusted his posture.
"First you replaced Bucky's milk with white latex, which made this guy unable to open his mouth for a whole day."
"I'm so sorry Mr. Barnes."
The butler said timidly.
"Then you sent a pornographic article to the cap in my name, which almost scared the shit out of our innocent captain."
"I'm very sorry Mr. Rogers, I assure you I really don't know anything about that."
"You installed a voice system on the appliances at home again, mocked Natasha, and almost drove Clint crazy."
"I'm very sorry, Miss Romanoff and Mr. Barton, and I offer you my most sincere apologies..."
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