I greeted him and he said who are you. I didn't say hello to him and he said hey, the weather is so nice, why doesn't the donkey bray? When I came home, my voice got louder and he said there was an earthquake. I stayed at home and there was no movement. He knocked on my door again and asked, are you still alive? I dyed my hair and he said, "What on earth do you want to become?" I dyed my hair back and he said, "Are you pretending to be a vampire?"