Taotao: "Widow Wang's sow has given birth to piglets."
Cang Yu: "..."
Taotao: "Erlang Shen and Chang'e have an affair."
Cang Yu: "..."
Taotao: "The author is so shameless just to get fans."
Cang Yu: "... What exactly do you want to say..."
Taotao: "I want to hand out invitations to all the guests."