It tells a bloody story about a sports school teacher who was successfully kidnapped and knocked down by a sports school student! ! ?(? ???ω??? ?)?
Scene one:
Passerby A (caught by the cuteness): Is this your brother?
Yuan Ku (meaningful): No, he is my girlfriend.
Su Li (angry): What! What what! (Guilty???) I am his teacher... Well... Well...
Scene 2: Yuan Ku (walking out of the bathroom): Yo, are you back?
Su Li (nodding guiltily)
Yuan Ku (walked over and untied his clothes with a warm hand): Where have you been... Coming back so late?
Su Li (hurriedly shook his head): No, no! ! I went to play basketball with my friends! !
Yuan Ku (laughing): Friends? What friend of yours? How come I don't know?
————————————The night is very long——————————————————————————
A series of things tell us that although there is only one word difference between "success" and "success", the distance to Su Li... Is so far away...
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